First things first......the site im on is called 'marital affair'. If you don't understand it's meaning then please don't read any further coz you obviously a bit thick!
Phew! That was hard work. Ok. So about me. I'm not a catwalk model. I don't have hair that tells me I'm worth it. My lips don't pout (unless I can't get my own way and then I pull out the puppy...